Umbright

What is Umbright?


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A last name of germanic origin (from Umbricht) with the amazing ability to impart hyper-intelligence to the fourth born child in a family. Tragically, this magical gift relegates the first three children to substandard intelligence.

The three eldest Umbright children gaped in slack-jawed, simple-minded awe at their youngest sibling.

See umbright, umbrella, uvula, damaged


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