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A girl is bent over in one corner of a room on all fours. The man stands roughly 100 feet away and gets into a four point stance. Then..
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Shit that's so funny, people die.
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Crazy fucking shitballs! The hooker I meet on Craigslist was a trannie and I think I got..
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A gaping vagina that makes deep bass-like noises.
How was sex with that chick last night?
Great, up until I heard her Vaginal Tuba.
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