Umecker

What is Umecker?

someone who likes to give blowjobs to spidermonkeys.

she is a total umecker.

See felacio, animalia, monkey, pot, blowjob

Ultrasound

1. Coming on a girl's stomach then rubbing your dick head in it. Dude 1 - I can't believe you hit that bare-back. Tell me you pu..

Ukranian Purple Tortoise

1. a sexual act involving a midget, Halloween decorations, baby oil, and a large sponge Man, I would give that chick a "ukranian purp..

Quadalareja

1. a large wartish infection on the End of a penis. You can ONLY get this from gay sex Patient - OH MY GOD wtf is this on my penis?? Doct..

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