What is Umema?
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Likes to get attention.
also likes to txt alot!
likes to be in love, but is too shy to tell him or her....
has beautiful hair and is a great friend.
uses lots of different purses to match her outfit and impress that persons luver...
Girl 1: ugh Umema just txted me....again
Girl 2: girl, whats wrong with u??
hello it is Umema?!? duh!
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Random Words:
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polite way of saying you have to take healthy crap
Excuse me, but I need to go perform some intestinal yoga. I'll be back in a fe..
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the process of masturbating
Im going to go home and groom the poodle
See masturbate, beat off, jerk off, jerk the gerk..
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A bucket of a really vile substance. A bucket of mung.
get your hands off my tits you filthy mungbucket
See mung, mung baby, mung bean..