Umf

What is Umf?

1.

A Ugly Mother Fucker.

That stupid bitch is such a UMF

2.

Ugly Mother Fucker.

(you really shouldnt say this)

Guy1: Look at those UMF's

Guy2: There so ugly

See umf, u, m, f, ugly, mother, fucker

3.

Unstable Mother Fucker

Wow He's A UMF, Thats How A UMF Does It

See unstable, umf, mother fucker, fucker

4.

verb

to 'do' (wink wink nudge nudge), to hump, to have sexual intercourse with

see Pallida

"I want to umF Pallida"

5.

fucking gay ass college located in Western Maine.

So where do you go to college?

I go to UMF, Guy..

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