What is Umf?
1.
A Ugly Mother Fucker.
That stupid bitch is such a UMF
2.
Ugly Mother Fucker.
(you really shouldnt say this)
Guy1: Look at those UMF's
Guy2: There so ugly
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3.
Unstable Mother Fucker
Wow He's A UMF, Thats How A UMF Does It
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4.
verb
to 'do' (wink wink nudge nudge), to hump, to have sexual intercourse with
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"I want to umF Pallida"
5.
fucking gay ass college located in Western Maine.
So where do you go to college?
I go to UMF, Guy..
Random Words:
1.
I'd like to have inter-racial relations with her.
"I want to make a tiger woods with her."
See jungle fever, asian feve..
1.
To jack of after a long time of sexual inactivity until ejaculation.
Joe needed to ease the dragon after winning a contest of going 40 ..
