What is Umf?
1.
A Ugly Mother Fucker.
That stupid bitch is such a UMF
2.
Ugly Mother Fucker.
(you really shouldnt say this)
Guy1: Look at those UMF's
Guy2: There so ugly
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3.
Unstable Mother Fucker
Wow He's A UMF, Thats How A UMF Does It
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4.
verb
to 'do' (wink wink nudge nudge), to hump, to have sexual intercourse with
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"I want to umF Pallida"
5.
fucking gay ass college located in Western Maine.
So where do you go to college?
I go to UMF, Guy..
Random Words:
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A nickname for a penis or a person that has a penis that is wider than lengthy. Similar to chode and schwanz.
"Yeah, I've hea..
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using all the spare change you got lying around to pay for something; common among people at college.
It's been 3 weeks since my l..