Umflump Edit Meaning

1. When you have diarrhea real bad, then you take a huge shit, but don't wipe. After that you titty fuck your girl leaving a skidmark ..

1. You're goin' down, and your'e munchin' on the bush. She clamps her legs around your ears so you can't hear anyt..

1. Being so inebriated that retarded simply does not capture the full intoxication while not offend "special people". I am so fu..