Umit

What is Umit?


1.

An elderly librarian who likes to f**k his son Byron

hey look theres Umit f**king byron

2.

Serious tosser - likes to think he's cool. Has deep seated disrespect towards women. Highly unitelligent

He's a right dull f*cking Umit


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