Umit

What is Umit?

An elderly librarian who likes to f**k his son Byron

hey look theres Umit f**king byron

Serious tosser - likes to think he's cool. Has deep seated disrespect towards women. Highly unitelligent

He's a right dull f*cking Umit

Quasmitude

1. When you scrotebuff in the shower. Hank: Why has TJ been in the shower for so long? Chris: I don't know, maybe he's scrotebu..

Porridge Gobbler

1. A jock. A scotsman. A skirt-wearer. A tight-fisted gobbledegook-talking cunt! You'll never see him buying a round at the bar mate,..

Zoozies

1. Lint on some kind of object. Some dude taking off socks: Woah man, i have a shitload of zoozies on my foot. Some dude taking off socks..

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