What is Umj?
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An ageless entity that personified himself into human form ages ago. He is both omniscent and omnipotent at the same time. His name can be referenced as a synonym for such word as magnificent, wonderful, an all-powerful, etc.
2.)The completion of a impossible feet.
"Your gonna pull a UMJ and destroy the whole planet?"
"Whoa...he UMJed the shit outa yo ass."
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Ubber Michael Jackson, gotta have 50 reasons for everything, the creator of Power Rangers Gangsta' Fury, Scum that grows in Dumpster Water
"dude, can you give me UMJ on why you don't like me?"
"ahh horse crap!!! i got UMJ all over my shoes!!!!"
"50 reasons why not to watch power rangers ninja storm"
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v. The act of pulling out of messy anal sex and flinging the residue on your lover.
She forgot to take a dump before I cornholed her, s..
