What is Umj?
1.
An ageless entity that personified himself into human form ages ago. He is both omniscent and omnipotent at the same time. His name can be referenced as a synonym for such word as magnificent, wonderful, an all-powerful, etc.
2.)The completion of a impossible feet.
"Your gonna pull a UMJ and destroy the whole planet?"
"Whoa...he UMJed the shit outa yo ass."
2.
Ubber Michael Jackson, gotta have 50 reasons for everything, the creator of Power Rangers Gangsta' Fury, Scum that grows in Dumpster Water
"dude, can you give me UMJ on why you don't like me?"
"ahh horse crap!!! i got UMJ all over my shoes!!!!"
"50 reasons why not to watch power rangers ninja storm"
See
Random Words:
1.
...when an asian girl opens her legs, and a gong sounds to signify that her vagina opens horizontally, then it smiles at you to let you ..
1.
Another way to add sex to innocent things without saying "that's what she said."
in (word ending in "er) her, i har..
