Ummer

What is Ummer?


1.

An insane gamer who goes all night until 7:00 in the morning and then passes out.

I CAN'T STOP GAMING I AM AN UMMER!!!

See gamer, xbox 360, video, games, all-nighter

2.

A big fat shit with no friends

Wow that guy is such an ummer

See fat, shit, prick, loner, ummer

3.

A way of introducing a boyfriend, girlfriend, or lover when you don't wish to say any of the free. The name comes from the fumbling you do when you introduce them: "This is. . .um..er..."

"This is my ummer, Olivia."

"Mom, this is um. . .er, David."


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