Umpad Edit Meaning

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A padding sentence used as a replacement for 'Um'.

Light Umpads include: "Yeah" and "Well"

Medium Umpads include: "Yeah, Well" and "Now, the thing is"

Hefty Umpads include: "Well now, look here, the thing is"

And for the extreme padding, when you have no idea what you want to say: "Well now, look here would you, you see the thing is"

Umpads are a sure fire protection from the ineloquency of 'Ums' and are sure to protect you from criticism.

Reporter: "And exactly what is the proposed law?"

Politician: "Well now, look here would you, you see the thing is; the law is still currently in progress and I'm unable to give a thorough description as to its overall repercussions."

Cameraman: "Nice fucking umpadding."

See um, umm, umpad, padding, uh, stalling, stall, fooling, foliage