What is Umpalumpa?
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an noun used to describe someone as a short fat person. it can also mean they wear a lot of makeup therefore looking like an umpalumpa. In addition it can mean your penis.
your a fucking umpalumpa, with that much make-up.
suck my umpalumpa.
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to be utterly confused and mind-fucked, almost always after enduring a situation that either made absolutely no sense, or was entirely u..