Umpede

What is Umpede?


1.

a big dark colored creature.although it may seem civilized it is just a ruse to trap bystanders and catch them unaware where its true colors are shown. note:umpede is mentioned as an 'it' however physically it seems like a male. Recently umpede has also been made into a musical, 'The Tale of Umpede' about a pathetic mourning creature.

T:Kermit the frog here, this is the tale of umpede.

R:UMPEDE!still wets the bed...cumon your 17 now, why do you still wets the sheets...

few lyrics from Tale of Umpede

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2.

a large african beast of unknown origins, although it is beleived its base form is known as just allende. if angered its muscles will expand, its body hair will increase and become highly agressive.

friend#1:hey allende

friend#2:ha ha your a loser allende

friend#1:watch out, its transforming

bystander:ITS UMPEDE, UMPEDE!!!

friend#2:run!!its growing!

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3.

a large african beast of unknown origins, although it is beleived its base form is known as just allende. if angered its muscles will expand, its body hair will increase and become highly agressive.

friend#1:hey its an allende

friend#2:ha ha allendes a loser

friend#1:watch out, its transforming

bystander:ITS UMPEDE, UMPEDE!!!

friend#2:run!!hes growing!!

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