Umpenese Edit Meaning

1. Making an effort to hop between fond, old memories in order to displace or squelch the vividness of one's current (likely depressin..

1. a fun, outgoing, lovable person. Generally loves pets such as snakes and sells roofing for a living. The ratki is coming to our house ..

1. Vigorously masterbating in the shower and then proceeding to splat on the wall in front of you. (while knocking on the shower door) &qu..