Umpenese Edit Meaning

1. Drunk and pissed up on booze We got totally bonkered! 2. when someone has passed out and you slap them mercilessly with your junk du..

1. abbreviation referring to a cock when it is between flaccid and rock hard (i.e. it is FAT and LAZY) I love Adriana Lima...she gives me ..

1. Drinking a shot before getting tasered. Dude, last night I had a taser shot and I'm still bruised from it. See taser, tazer, shot..