Umpenese Edit Meaning

1. A term used to describe someone with an abnormaly large penis Man that kids got a zonko, i bet he cant even get it up without getting l..

1. When someone you don't want to talk to is walking ahead of you and you slow down to avoid catching up with them. Ugh Brad, there g..

1. Last name of the hottest girl in the world; a musician you WILL hear of one day. Laney Oldro is a sexy mcsexypants. See laney, cute, a..