Umper

What is Umper?

1.

Truly unconditional love. The kind that knows no boundaries, and the kind that truly has no end in sight. These are the couples who get refrigerator magnets made for their 50th anniversaries. These are the kind who share pillows. But most of all, these are the kind who have a love that will never, ever quit...because its' just that strong.

Jefferson City, MO is known for its' abundance of Umper, especially on the east side of town.

See love, romance, erin, chris

2.

the noise made buy an obese midget durring intercourse...no one knows where the noise comes from, it is not vocal nor bodily.

* umper!umper!umper!

- what the hell is that noise? is it you? the bed? its coming from NOWHERE!!!

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