What is Umpf?
1.
Having strength or power.
Power, Strength, Energy, Might, Force, Potency, Ability, Excite
The car doesn't have enough umpf to get up the steep hill.
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2.
The sound a wretched whore makes after a swift strike to the vagina.
" Bitch! Where's my money?? ((kick at the uterus)) UMPF!!!"
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1. to have sex very quickly. (past tense)
(present tense: sneak a feeck)
2. The rules of qualification for having snuck a fuck vary, w..