Umpf

What is Umpf?


1.

Having strength or power.

Power, Strength, Energy, Might, Force, Potency, Ability, Excite

The car doesn't have enough umpf to get up the steep hill.

See power, strength, energy, might, force, ability

2.

The sound a wretched whore makes after a swift strike to the vagina.

" Bitch! Where's my money?? ((kick at the uterus)) UMPF!!!"

See argh, sigh, whoopie


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