What is Umphaun?
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a lose saggy vagina, probably fucked by 5 black guys at the same time. otherwise known as a gaping black whole. one might say, throwing a hotdog down a hallway
Stacy has an umphaun.
AHHH im bein eatin by a hairy umphaun.
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adj. syn. Republican.
Henry Kissinger is so <I>unpleasant.</I>..
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also abbreivated as n.m
maybe people mistake this word for never mind or nothing much but its REAL defintion is napkin mohogany
a type..
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A sailor's delight is a breakup tactic when you do a girl doggie style and then spit on her back to make her think you came on her...