What is Umphaun?
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a lose saggy vagina, probably fucked by 5 black guys at the same time. otherwise known as a gaping black whole. one might say, throwing a hotdog down a hallway
Stacy has an umphaun.
AHHH im bein eatin by a hairy umphaun.
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To trim, shave, cut, and/or fix up your pubic hair.
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Noun - Spin on traditional game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. While Paper beat rock, rock beats scissors, handjob beats my meat.
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