What is Umphaun?
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a lose saggy vagina, probably fucked by 5 black guys at the same time. otherwise known as a gaping black whole. one might say, throwing a hotdog down a hallway
Stacy has an umphaun.
AHHH im bein eatin by a hairy umphaun.
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The male equivalent of a bikini line; 'zucchini' due to it's phallic appearance.
"Man, do you wax your zucchini lin..