Umphaun

What is Umphaun?

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a lose saggy vagina, probably fucked by 5 black guys at the same time. otherwise known as a gaping black whole. one might say, throwing a hotdog down a hallway

Stacy has an umphaun.

AHHH im bein eatin by a hairy umphaun.

See vagina, whore, black, hotdog, gaping, hallway, saggy

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