What is Umphaun?
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a lose saggy vagina, probably fucked by 5 black guys at the same time. otherwise known as a gaping black whole. one might say, throwing a hotdog down a hallway
Stacy has an umphaun.
AHHH im bein eatin by a hairy umphaun.
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Random Words:
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Shit; faeces.
It's a load of botty chunder!..
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N. Those creepers, usually fat, unattractive, old, hairy men, lurking in party pictures. They are usually staring at those who are smil..