Umphies Edit Meaning

1. when you are having anal, make it seem like you are going to blow a load in the chicks ass, but "slip" and instead blow a load..

1. A self gratification technique which involves a leather belt, an ice cube, and a small poodle or baby. Tying one end of the belt around ..

1. A type of canned pasta. Or "Jeremy Faubert" Boy these Zoodles are good. Hey zoodles, your black! 2. To be crazy and/or nut..