Umphies Edit Meaning

1. onetwo is when you take a shit in a urinal. i had to drop a deuce, but all the crappers were taken. i had to drop a onetwo in there. ..

1. a fat person that has gas all of the time Did you see that person the other day,he was zagastic. See fat, obese, thick, chubby, flabby..

1. Cartman from South Park's pronounciation of "authority". Mostly used when Officer Barbrady is fired for not reading good,..