Umphies Edit Meaning

1. a girl who shops at mostly stores like hollister and ambercrombie, not to be confused with a prep, but equally as annoying. did you see..

1. a woman that has a tight vagina She was as tight as a zip lock bag. See gash, hatchet wound..

1. A derivative of the word Blindsided. A modern day occurrence that happens when one surfing the internet experiences pornographic pop-ups..