Umphies Edit Meaning

1. an orgasm that is so good, it has a zomfg moment. 1)I was eating this cookie dough icecream, and it was so amazing i had a zomfgasm. 2..

1. 1. verb/ used in the context of when one wants to threaten another without fear of banning 2. what losers say instead of beat up 1. he..

1. Oh How I Love Mondays. Sarcasm. My sister just tripped on our cat with a bucket of water in her hands and managed to not only splash t..