Umphies Edit Meaning

1. A disgruntled man that has one testicle and somehow bangs dirty goth chicks. Can also be a ball point pen maker. Goddamn that uni-balle..

1. 1) The act of slightly touching another man's penis with your hand or finger 2) Making bro's feel uncomfertable by grazing hi..

1. My space ripped kids are basically teenagers usally between the ages of 13-17 that think there "ripped" or "buff" fr..