Umphies Edit Meaning

1. To be used my the male gender to express a form of over excitement. Listen dude, that's soo funny, I'm ovulating! See excite..

1. An invisible object that is created when someone has had the characteristics of a sandy vagina for too long (as sand in an oyster eventu..

1. to acidentally catch your penis when you zip your pants after urinating. It is the combination of equipmentand nip. Can also be reffere..