Umphies Edit Meaning

1. The fetus that comes out prematurely and latches onto your penis while having sex with a pregnant women. That zombie fetus grabbed my p..

1. A human with both female and male reproductive organs. "It" was born a halfman with a penis and vagina. See halfman, heshe, ..

1. It's a joke bomb when you hear the joke and don't laugh right away... but a minute later boom you are laughing your head off. ..