What is Umphreak?
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One who loves Umphrey's Mcgee like they would/do their own kid
Kid: Those 3 dudes from Ashwaubenon sure are Umphreaks.
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Someone who is a hardcore fan of the jam band Umphrey's McGee.
Jim:I just went to my 20th Umphrey's show!!!
Dave:You're such an umphreak.
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A very unattractive woman.
'She's got a face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle'
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the act of being very small;not very visible
The ant was so quintindeous,that you could barely see it.
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