What is Umphreak?
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One who loves Umphrey's Mcgee like they would/do their own kid
Kid: Those 3 dudes from Ashwaubenon sure are Umphreaks.
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Someone who is a hardcore fan of the jam band Umphrey's McGee.
Jim:I just went to my 20th Umphrey's show!!!
Dave:You're such an umphreak.
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An unusual name for a Paedophile, originally used on the TV spoof show Brass Eye.
Y'See that ginger twat over there by the play pa..