Umphy

What is Umphy?


1.

Remarkable, Astounding, and down right Fucking Amazing

Umphy fucking rules.....

See DL

2.

noun; One which achieves a machine-like level of perfection which cannot be surpassed; badass

Did you guys see umphy go 34-12 on that kids host the other day ? It was amazing...

See DL


5

Random Words:

1. The best sex you will ever have. In other wards, shagging spontaneously. Lacey: Wow you must really like Dan. Stacie: Ye. Lacey:Wow, ..
1. A girl who whips her boyfriend around and doesn't let him have any fun. "I feel bad for Pat, it sucks that he's being wh..
1. a Female who has very unperky breasts that sag down and then point up at the nipple, resembling the shape of a bananna from the side. 1..