Umphy

What is Umphy?


1.

Remarkable, Astounding, and down right Fucking Amazing

Umphy fucking rules.....

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2.

noun; One which achieves a machine-like level of perfection which cannot be surpassed; badass

Did you guys see umphy go 34-12 on that kids host the other day ? It was amazing...

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