What is Umpire?
1.
the person who stays at the stash house and watches the drugs. usually cocaine/crack.
yea im the umpire i chill at the crib and watch the base.
2.
A person who referees baseball games and enforces the rules; usually does not have a girlfriend because they are too busy fucking up games.
My brother, Brent: "Man, I need a girl. I've been invited to two weddings and I have no one to go with!"
Me: Girls don't dig umpires.
3.
In Australian Football, the person who runs around the field blowing a whistle and tries to tell the players what to do. They are usually born without any form of eyesight. aka White Maggots
Mate the umpires blind, he pinged me for holding the ball when I didn't have chance to get rid of it.
That umpire's a stupid White Maggot
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4.
Umpire is a proper noun used to describe a member of Urban Umpires private hip hop organization.
The most current members (who must meet strict criteria and be voted in unanimously) include:
Organized Konfusion's Prince Po
Amad Jamal
Foreign Legion's Marc Stretch
Just Jay
Turbin (Cali Agents crew)
Grand The Visitor and The Architect (Homeless Derilex - 2nd ever Stonesthrow release and hailed by Peanut Butter Wolf)
Friz Bola & RasCue (Various Blends)
Mojo Swagger
Crush Delight
Coupe D'ville
Cold Showda
Umpire Just Jay is the founder of Urban Umpires Inc.
The Umpire's just finished a video collaboration with Hieroglyphics Opio on The Vultures Wisdom Vol 1.
"For every Player, There's an Umpire." is an Urban Umpires motto.
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