Umptard

What is Umptard?

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As in someone is ump-tarded or very extremely retarded. Derived from “umpteen times retarded”. Shortened to "ump" or the "umps" when discretion is needed.

“My friend works at the umptard farm” or "Look! That kid is umptarded! Awwwww!"

See umptard, retarded, tard, mental
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