Umtwtm Edit Meaning

1. In missouri when you wait till the second date to whip out your junk. that is taking it slow cause men are just incredibly hot the furth..

1. shorter word for "fuckin' insane". Applies primarily to ex-significant others who just can't let go "My finsan..

1. The degree to which a beard net worn by a street meat vendor actually prevents his hair from falling into the food. Me: "Maybe the..