What is Umw?
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University of Mary Washington. A small-medium school (4,000-6,000 students) in Fredericksburg, VA, about an hour from DC.
UMW is the definition of a drug-free school zone! I would do anything for a spliff right now.
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"University of Mostly Whites", or alternatively "University of Mostly Women".
Guy1; "Hey guys, I got into UMW."
Guy2; "University of Mostly Whites?"
Guy1; "Well--"
Guy3; "Yeah isn't that that all girls school?"
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A tasty condiment for a lady's meaty filling of choice. Traditionally served with firm bottom slapping and heavy grunting though so..