What is Unable-to-text-back Syndrome?
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Being a bloke I have to say this is actually what GIRLS do. They feel the need to play "hard to get" and therefore don't text back, though usually it'll be after a couple of texts so it doesn't look too obvious.
Me: I was texting Becca earlier
My Mate: Cool, how'd it go?
Me: Ok for about half an hour, then she turned on the old unable-to-text-back syndrome
My Mate: Tut, of course...
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disease contracted by men whenever we text them saying anything remotely different to 'shag me now'
text reads, how are you? No reply. looks like hes caught the syndrome
Random Words:
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This word is derived from the opposite of "cocktails", it was brought together by a group of lesbians hanging out one night ge..
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Repeated slapping of the vagina
I gave Bertha a good old vaggy slapping yesterday
See vagina, slapping, bertha, vaggy..
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Oh My Fucking God You Cant Be Arsed
A good way to take the piss outta someone hu
A) doesnt understand text language
B) is being a to..
