What is Unagi?
1.
Complete awareness; Total state of awareness. Coming from from the japanese fighting style, Karate. When you have achieved Unagi, you can defend & prepare yourself from any danger at any given moment.
You cannot sneak up on me! I, my friend, am a master of Unagi.
See
2.
A Japanese ell haveing high potency (wink wink) able to "endow" one with the "power."
You no trash talk the power.
3.
A state of total awareness in a highly disciplined form of "kah rah tehy" where one's reaction speed is so fast that it is nearly psychic. Things that can be predicted from: body language, momentum of a objects, and anything that you can assume from basic physics. The proper sign for "Unagi" is shown by making a fist, then putting out the index and middle fingers on your temple (almost like a salute) before saying Unagi, and after showing Unagi.
Some robbers were about to jump me, but I was able vanquish them because I forsaw the event. Afterwhich, I proceeded to make the Unagi sign, then saying "unagi" in order to strike fear into my enemies.
4.
1. The ancient japanese method which is commonly referred to as a Nut Check; Often coupled with cock blocking for optimum effectiveness.
2. A traditional Japanese dish given to a friend or foe as a sign of disrespect and to establish ones superiority in the group.
Directions: The Unagier must first ask the soon to be Unageeed whether they would like to recieve an Unagi,
For Example:
Bonni: "Hey, Finny would you like an Unagi?"
Finny: "I have never had one but sure!"
At this point Bonni swiftly follows up finnys request by ramming his massive fists towards Finnys testes, taking his time to ensure minimal contact (as prolonged contact would be gay) and maximum Reprecussion. Bonni now must raise his hands of fury in the air and yell his battlecry "UNAAAAAGIIIIIIII!!!!"....quite often this battlecry can be followed up with phrases like "Theres your Unagi Bitch", "Gotcha Bitch!", Your Unagi Has been served, would you care for another?", or the famous "How bout them Apples?"
All the while Finny should be on the floor getting a lil bit more intimate with his much battered testes, Finny had decided to keep it real and try the mysterious Unagi, Lil did he know that Bonni Kept it way realer and delivered all the reallness to his balls.
See
5.
Japanese word for eel
'I'm gonna samon skin roll your ass!'
