Unattractive Alan

What is Unattractive Alan?

To describe something that is bad, horrible, ugly etc

Also describes the fact unattractive alan is the last chicken on the shelf

Lene: OH EM GEE that bitch is so horrible!!

Sally: Yeh shes well unattractive alan

See unattractive, alan, bad, horrible, ugly

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