Unaversary

What is Unaversary?

That date which used to be your aniversary before you were divorced.

"What are you doing on November 7th?"

"I'll be going to the (select one) strip club; bar; masseuse; outlet mall to celebrate my unaversary!"

See anniversary, divorce, marriage, prenup

Valentino Frictionis

1. An itching pain in the groin/buttock area, associated with over-indulgence in once-a-year sexual activity. My wife won't be drivin..

Emergency Blow

1. Verb: Urgent need to have a bowel movement that is so pressing as to require one to utilize a public, and typically disgusting, restroom..

Zombify

1. (zom’be-fi) v. zombified, zombifying, zombifies To cause to become a zombie. If a drop of zombie blood falls in your eye or on an op..

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