Unaversary

What is Unaversary?

That date which used to be your aniversary before you were divorced.

"What are you doing on November 7th?"

"I'll be going to the (select one) strip club; bar; masseuse; outlet mall to celebrate my unaversary!"

See anniversary, divorce, marriage, prenup

Shapoodle

1. A word said in subsitute for shit, or damnit SHAPOODLE! I stubbed my toe. See shit, fuck, ouch, darn..

Long Flex

1. If someone is rude, ignorant or a complete dumb ass. While observing the WW1 two minute silence a gentlemen who has no respect is gassi..

*cheesy Smile*

See ily, ilysfm, ifly, ilysm Audience: *puke* See ily, ilysfm, ifly, ilysm..

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