Unaversary

What is Unaversary?

That date which used to be your aniversary before you were divorced.

"What are you doing on November 7th?"

"I'll be going to the (select one) strip club; bar; masseuse; outlet mall to celebrate my unaversary!"

See anniversary, divorce, marriage, prenup

Trouble Bath

1. Its exactly like a bubble bath, except you only get it when your in trouble! Mother "Kalpu, did you wash your bum?" Son &quo..

Intoxifornication

1. The act of getting laid after a heavy night of drinking. Tonight I feel like a little Intoxifornication. We are going to get shitfaced ..

Jack Squat

1. Nothing, zero, zilch, nada, shit all. Possibly a short, fat man. "I came out of that deal with jack squat." "Here comes..

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