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a guy who cums 5 seconds into a blowjob
Kristy: I was blowing Mitch but it turned out he was a 5 second sam.
Freya: How embarrassing
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Sex with a woman who has a real clowns pocket, or a wizards sleeve
Bloke 1: Did you manage a root outta julie last night.
Bloke 2: Yea..