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The act of blowing your load in your' still sleeping girlfriends eye.
"When I woke up this morning with morning wood that bit..
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what would Samuel L. Jackson do?
guy: look there's a man and his wife robbing a diner, W.W.S.L.J.D?
guy 2: he would kick ass and..
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When one who is about to recieve jizz in their mouth sticks their tounge out with as much enthusiasm as a lizard using their tounge to f..
