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occurs when a soccer mom is watching a game, and the ball leaves the field of play striking her Slurpie, spraying it all over her breast..
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Loose fitting, oversized pants usually worn by weight-lifters. They're akin to parachute pants in that they are (usually) tightly c..
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When you go to bed after taking a shit and over the course of the night, you scratch your asshole and you end up with shit on your finge..