What is Unce?
1.
The written form of the sound heard in most club music. This word describes a heavy bass tone (un) then a cymbal strike (ce.) Try saying it yourself, pronouncing the un as deep as possible. It sounds a lot like a club beat!
Unce Unce Unce Unce Unce Unce Unce, that's all I ever hear when I go by that building! Most be a club.
2.
Techno beat sound.
Let's go smoke some reefer!
OK!
Unce unce unce unce!
3.
The replacement for any word.
Preferably used as a sexual innuendo without there really being any sexual innuendo whatsoever.
The equivalent to the sound heard from common dance clubs but with an added twist. Those who understand the unstated meaning are able to enjoy it.
"You and me, we're gonna unce later, k?"
"We're gonna WHAT!?"
"D'you finish that book report for Monday?"
"I'll unce it later."
"Hey you, Imma unce you in front of all these people."
"Unce.unce.unce.unce.unce.unce.unce."
"Awww yeahhh!!!"
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4.
1. An exclamation of cheeriness, victory, or overall happiness. When using this meaning, you must yell it and move your head back and forth in a pigeon-like manner.
2. Implying that you wish to have sex with the person your 'unce' is directed at. Often, drool is also released from the mouth while saying it with this meaning.
3. Butt
1.
Teacher: Here are your papers everyone, Joe, good job!
Joe: YES! Unce unce unce unce -walks around in circles, bobbing head back and forth-
Teacher: . . .
2.
Joe: Man, I am so happy that I aced that essay----
Sue: -whips hair around-
Joe: Unce! -drools-
Sue: GASP -slaps Joe-
3.
Joe: Oww. My cheek...
Bob: Sue again?
Joe: Yeah...but she has such a hot unce!
Bob: -nods-
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5.
Club music, techno, the basic sound you hear when we feel like dancing.
"Yeah, nothing's better than a bunch of sweaty men humping each other with music going 'unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce'.....
:dancing:
Aww, why'd you stop?"
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6.
use in techno, trace, house, most club music.For all you dumbasses that think "unce, unce, unce" is partyboy from jackass, its not.in fact, for thinking it was partyboy, god will destroy your chances of being accepted into his kingdom.
dude 1:unce unce unce unce!
dude 2:i love partyboy!
Dude 1:......(pulls out gun)
gun:pow!!!
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7.
The exclamation of sexual pleasure derived from everyday, non-sexual events. And sex. What? With me?
1) Claire: What did you get on your math test?
Taylor: A hundred percent, yo.
Claire: UNCE! All over that shiiiit.
2) Claire: Look at that hot piece of
booty .
Taylor: Unce-a-lunce.
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