What is Unclaimed?
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This is a band in Tallahassee, Florida, which consists of four homosexuals, whom all enjoy wearing tight pants, v necks, long hair, talking like bitches, playing power chords, and being repetitive. Here are some famous Unclaimed quotes.
"Every music is repetitive"
"Sounds like someone has on the delay pedal"
"Does Kinkos do album covers?"
"We need to sell 1000 albums."
"I prefer my women to have heads the size of baseballs."
"I like taking it up the ass."
One member of the band even represents Florida, by getting an outline of the state, tattooed, on his chest. Here are some quotes from him.
"It was 200 dollars, but my mom paid for it."
Unclaimed's major audience, are 14 year old christian girls, who will never put out, and are also very unattractive. But that's fine, because those guys are gay.
"Hey man, have you seen Unclaimed live?"
"Why would I? All it is, is a huge sodomizing party, with power chords, and shitty guitar."
"Yeah, for sure."
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