Uncle Bacon Face

What is Uncle Bacon Face?

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The term for the owner of a really fugly blemish covered face. Said face also contains horse-like features and a subtle smell of a low quality diner/breakfast buffet.

Co-Worker #1 : Hey, let's call that chick Uncle Bacon Face because she has zits and horse-like features.

Co-Worker #2 : That sounds like a swell idea and I am sure we're not going to hell at all for it!

Co-Worker #1 : Of course not!

See bacon, face, fugly, smelly, meaty, zits, pimples, blemish, gross
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