Uncle Bacon Face

What is Uncle Bacon Face?


1.

The term for the owner of a really fugly blemish covered face. Said face also contains horse-like features and a subtle smell of a low quality diner/breakfast buffet.

Co-Worker #1 : Hey, let's call that chick Uncle Bacon Face because she has zits and horse-like features.

Co-Worker #2 : That sounds like a swell idea and I am sure we're not going to hell at all for it!

Co-Worker #1 : Of course not!

See bacon, face, fugly, smelly, meaty, zits, pimples, blemish, gross


35

Random Words:

1. Japanese word for "Miracle" Onna :kiseki wa nan desu ka? Girl: What is a miracle? See miracle, japanese, nihongo, kiseki, j..
1. When someone ditches his/her mates for their new relationship. "Where has Jimmy been recently?" "Oh he's doing a b..
1. short for "the usual" Matt: "So what are you up to this weekend--making love with yourself all day again?" Jonny: ..