What is Uncle Beaner?
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uhn-col bee-ner; noun; the epitomy of lazy shit, otherwise known as a balding, fat, old man who rejects good looking women, to ejaculate on adams apples in Acuna.
" Hey that Uncle Beaner just turned down that hot blonde and went home with that fat chick from the donkey show,I think her name is Hector?"
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n. A distant relative known well enough to kiss when greeting. To be distinguished from fucking cousin.
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A fictional (sexually transmitted disease) that causes extreme discomfort when urinating.
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