Uncle Ben

What is Uncle Ben?


1.

el the clap, wooster, a connoisseur of the pink sock.

uncle ben like the rice

2.

A derogation for older black males with gray hair and healthy smiles; usualy employees at Walgreens or Osco-Drug, especially at the photo-developement stand.

Aright fellas, I'ma be back in a minute, I gotts swoop my naughty pictures from Uncle Ben. I'll nab some brew too.

See darkie, negro, african american

3.

(n.)

Pertaining to the car tuning hobby and the gaudy aftermarket car parts industry, the name "Uncle Ben" comes from a trademark brand of rice (Asian food staple) whose namesake has been misappropriated to describe ricers/riceboys.

A recurring joke held against the ricer community is that ricers don't buy their own cars or mods; everything is either a gift from parents or is just charged to daddy's credit card--hence the appeal of the "Uncle Ben" label.

"Hey check out Uncle Ben's Civicthere. That thing's louder and more annoying than Gilbert Gottfriedand it's got more stickers on it than a teenage girl's locker."

4.

A traditionally older persons American car that "cooks rice" (ie, is faster than Asian imports).

The new Cadillacs are definitely Uncle Bens!

See the, new, are

5.

the coolest guy ever, always there for you,provdes comfort and nourishment in times of need

uncle ben is at your beckon and call


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