What is Uncle?
1.
Exclaimation meaning "I give up".
Say "uncle" you little baby! Say uncle! *Initiates
wedgie *
2.
a term used to make someone say when you have them pinned to the ground
Andrew: i've got you on da flo bitch. you want yo lunch money back, den say uncle
Alec: help, no! teacher teacher!
Andrew: say uncle!!
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3.
The member of your family that is most likley to come into your bedroom in the middle of the night and show you his penis.
Uncle Bob: Hey Jimmy wake up.
Jimmy: What is it Uncle Bob?
Uncle Bob: I got a present for you, but it's in my pants. You have to fish it out.
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4.
The name you must call your mums boyfriend when you are little.
Uncle Les is the best uncle I've ever had!
5.
One more thing! *smacks you over the head with two fingers*
"Magic must defeat magic!" ~ Uncle
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6.
The code word for Police in certain cocaine empire circles.
Watch out man uncle round the corner
7.
To be not one bit cool. To be like your loser uncle.
Syn: Tool
The thirty-five year old would always attend undergrad parties. He is a complete uncle.