Uncle Carl Sanchez

What is Uncle Carl Sanchez?


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Giving your lover a shit-moustache AND shit-goatee, transforming them into an older, more savvy, Dirty Sanchez

Sally always bitched about my lack of creativity in the bedroom, so she was rather surprised when I splattered her with an Uncle Carl Sanchez.


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