What is Uncle Chalk?
1.
this big fat gay emeril lovin', too fat a head to be lookin' at one gay compaq monitor, ex rockstar, now directin' no one, half mil house buyin', pirate wantin' to be, orange mullet trimmin', gay broke ass lezburu drivin' beeyotch who wants my balls in his mouth!
JoE: You---have you seen uncle chalk?
daVe: Yeah---he's cutting his mullet today...that fat son of a bitch!
JoE: balls in your mouth guy! play wheelbarrow!
