What is Uncle Cracker?
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Lame ass dude with fucked up face and hit song titles such as "follow me".
Latinus: Uncoolinus uglicrackerus
that uncle cracker sucks some serious ass.
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A old trailer park ridden white guy with a fuxxored up grill, that sings lame rock songs and makes love to kid rock.
Hey i got a diamond in my tooth =B -Uncle crackass
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