What is Uncle Cracker?
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Lame ass dude with fucked up face and hit song titles such as "follow me".
Latinus: Uncoolinus uglicrackerus
that uncle cracker sucks some serious ass.
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A old trailer park ridden white guy with a fuxxored up grill, that sings lame rock songs and makes love to kid rock.
Hey i got a diamond in my tooth =B -Uncle crackass
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Lesbians!
When someone is a lesbian, they are a member of the comfortable shoe brigade.
Plays on the stereotypical doc martin wardrobe..
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1. state of mind well beyond your average drunk/high.
2. intoxication level step before alachol poisoning
"I got two cases of bee..
