Uncle Cracker

What is Uncle Cracker?

1.

Lame ass dude with fucked up face and hit song titles such as "follow me".

Latinus: Uncoolinus uglicrackerus

that uncle cracker sucks some serious ass.

2.

A old trailer park ridden white guy with a fuxxored up grill, that sings lame rock songs and makes love to kid rock.

Hey i got a diamond in my tooth =B -Uncle crackass

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