What is Uncle Cracker?
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Lame ass dude with fucked up face and hit song titles such as "follow me".
Latinus: Uncoolinus uglicrackerus
that uncle cracker sucks some serious ass.
2.
A old trailer park ridden white guy with a fuxxored up grill, that sings lame rock songs and makes love to kid rock.
Hey i got a diamond in my tooth =B -Uncle crackass
Random Words:
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When you're having intercourse in a doggy style position or any position from behind and you reach around and sock them in the face..
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The act of stimulating another male's genitals with your hand/s.
Lady: "You up for some lovin' tonight?"
Fella: &q..
