What is Uncle Earl?
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Noun: the act of bringing a woman to orgasm via cunnilingus.
History: At a wedding, Uncle Earl approached a stranger to explain “how to keep a woman happy” and gave explicit directions for cunnilingus. These instructions included, “ya' gotta just get in there, just - get - in - there!” accompanied by vigorous head shaking and an arm pumping action.
I can't wait to give my girl some Uncle Earl!
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