What is Uncle Earl?
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Noun: the act of bringing a woman to orgasm via cunnilingus.
History: At a wedding, Uncle Earl approached a stranger to explain “how to keep a woman happy” and gave explicit directions for cunnilingus. These instructions included, “ya' gotta just get in there, just - get - in - there!” accompanied by vigorous head shaking and an arm pumping action.
I can't wait to give my girl some Uncle Earl!
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A phrase used in video games where a painfully conspicuous trap is challenged by someone, and they still fall for it.
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A dildo used especially for the ass hole.
I put my gator chunk in my ass for pleasure.
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Vibrator made from a vegetable toaster and a piece of copper wire.
UR mom has one under her bed...
