Uncle Ed

What is Uncle Ed?

When one's semi-erect penis is placed in a doorway and the door is closed on it, causing the door to bounce back.

John tried to sneak up behind Sarah while she was at the sink, but just as he got into the bathroom, she gave him the old Uncle Ed.

See uncle ed, semi, door, slam, erection

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