Uncle Festus Edit Meaning

1. A lazy ass motherfucker who never comes out of his room and constantly beats off to gay porn while fingering his asshole. Why are you b..

1. a term used by chriskaye when something good happens to him; others are able to use it as well, but, oh, i dunno, gets kinda schlame aft..

1. Capital of the horrendously powerful federation, United Arab Emirates. Has the country's largest oil reserves, that lead a very pow..