What is Uncle Grubby's Special?


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While in midair (from a jump for example) you fart on your hand and slap the fuck out of someone next to you (generally the back of the head or the face.)

Jarome: "Can you believe it, that bitch didn't want to deepthroat me?"

Tim: "What did you do about it?"

Jarome: "I kept giving her Uncle Grubby's Specials until she did what I said."

Time: "Yeah thats what I would have done too."


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