Uncle Hattey

What is Uncle Hattey?

A name given to a homosexual organist who sodomizes choir boys

An insult to a gay man who is fond of odd hats and silly facial hair

A title given to a grand champion of a cock chugging contest

"I think I'll skip going to church this week"

"Another Uncle Hattey?"

"Yep, and my ass is still bleeding"

See choir, organist, pianist, sodomite

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