What is Uncle Jeds Pocket Watch?


1.

its when you take your schlong and pull it

out of your pocket so it hangs out over your jeans but its covered by the inside lining of your pocket, seen often with jeans and bigweeners

The bitch asked for my cell phone, and i pulled out uncle jeds pocket watch instead!

2.

its when you pull your schlong out of your pocket so it is hanging over your jeans, but is covered by the inner lining of your pocket

tha bitch axed for my celly, so i pulled out uncle jeds pocket watch on her!


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