What is Uncle Jed's Pocketwatch?
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A sexually explitive similar to
Girl: "Hey Steve, What time is it?"
Steve: "Hold on, Let me check "Uncle Jed's Pocketwatch."
Steve then reaches into his pocket and performs the aforementioned trick.
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When an older perverted man carries change in his pocket, and pretends he is jingling his change, but in reality, he is playing with him..
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having just recovered from a very anxious/dreadful state of emotion or feeling
I will shred my wallet open and treat you to a Super Bow..