What is Uncle Jed's Pocketwatch?

1.

A sexually explitive similar to Texas Belt Buckle. It is the action of pulling the penis through the pocket of the pants and then exposing it, still in the pocket fabric. Basically creating a pocketwatch looking object.

Girl: "Hey Steve, What time is it?"

Steve: "Hold on, Let me check "Uncle Jed's Pocketwatch."

Steve then reaches into his pocket and performs the aforementioned trick.

See steezin
68

Random Words:

Kocok
1. Street Malay term for sexual intercourse or masturbate. Don't always kocok at home, no life izzit..
Read more
Extreme Doom Metal
1. Ridiculously drop-tuned guitars combined with insanely heavy speed-drumming and grisly bass-baritone death screams about the impending a..
Read more
Zoomar
1. Zoomar is a sport that has lasted through the centuries and survived countless global disasters. The ancient Zoomarian texts define zoom..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free