What is Uncle Jed's Pocketwatch?

1.

A sexually explitive similar to Texas Belt Buckle. It is the action of pulling the penis through the pocket of the pants and then exposing it, still in the pocket fabric. Basically creating a pocketwatch looking object.

Girl: "Hey Steve, What time is it?"

Steve: "Hold on, Let me check "Uncle Jed's Pocketwatch."

Steve then reaches into his pocket and performs the aforementioned trick.

See steezin
68

Random Words:

Obscenery
1. A description of the area around one that may contain things that are obscene; which could include things that are ridiculous, offensive..
Read more
Quilton
1. Derived from an extra absorbent brand of toilet paper; on the inside of every roll is the quote "Quilton loves your bum" Henc..
Read more
Fashiggadale
1. Fa Sho, Aight, Fa Shizzle....WHITE TALK- For Sure You get my two way? Fashiggadale!..
Read more
Book Banner