What is Uncle Jed's Pocketwatch?
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A sexually explitive similar to
Girl: "Hey Steve, What time is it?"
Steve: "Hold on, Let me check "Uncle Jed's Pocketwatch."
Steve then reaches into his pocket and performs the aforementioned trick.
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a person who sucks up to people in a position of authority in order to get some kind of reward or perks
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