What is Uncle Jed's Pocketwatch?

1.

A sexually explitive similar to Texas Belt Buckle. It is the action of pulling the penis through the pocket of the pants and then exposing it, still in the pocket fabric. Basically creating a pocketwatch looking object.

Girl: "Hey Steve, What time is it?"

Steve: "Hold on, Let me check "Uncle Jed's Pocketwatch."

Steve then reaches into his pocket and performs the aforementioned trick.

See steezin
68

Random Words:

Ostrichsize
1. Ostrichsize (ös’trich-siz’) v 1. to stick one’s head in the sand 2. to take no notice of dating abuse synonyms: ignore, disregard, av..
Read more
Lucker
1. A word which is majorativly used by retards in CounterStrike - although it's use has unfortunatly spread to other FPS (First Person..
Read more
Throut
1. a horrible misspelling of the word throat Tim was trying to shove his beliefs down his myspace friends throuts. See dumbass, throat, a..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free