What is Uncle Jed's Pocketwatch?

1.

A sexually explitive similar to Texas Belt Buckle. It is the action of pulling the penis through the pocket of the pants and then exposing it, still in the pocket fabric. Basically creating a pocketwatch looking object.

Girl: "Hey Steve, What time is it?"

Steve: "Hold on, Let me check "Uncle Jed's Pocketwatch."

Steve then reaches into his pocket and performs the aforementioned trick.

See steezin
68

Random Words:

Iggers
1. indian gangsters who walk around like there all that hey man thoes guys are f***ing iggers See iggers, niggers, indians, gangster, wan..
Read more
Zitko
1. when you shit, piss, vomit cum and bleed on someone basically all at the same time. The sex that goes with it is usually shit too. Omg ..
Read more
Yaup
1. 1. Y. A. U. P. Yet Anonther Uesless Post When posting to forums YAUP Variations YAFUP (you can figure this one out) See forum, websit..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free