What is Uncle Jessie?
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The sweetest man in the entire world...wait Universe.
He is greater than everybody in the world will ever be.
Go to wwujd to see why, even though you should already know that you are uber-lame.
Guy 2: "Dude, Uncle Jessie is so f'ing sweet."
Guy 1: "Yeah dude, he's more f'ing sweet than the lame person who wrote that definition."
Guy 2: "Totally."
Uncle Jessie: "I'm so f'ing sweet.I'm sweeter than you two lam-o's will ever be."
Guy 1: "Yea, your so sweet."
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