Uncle Kevin

What is Uncle Kevin?


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A highly obese, 350 pound man that bakes and owns a bagel shop. A man who has a horrible sweating problem, when he sweats it looks like there are chunks of mud under his arm pits. Not quite sure which way sexually he goes but he has some lady n male significant others. His pants fall down a lot and he usually doesn't have any underwear on so you get a nice view of his hairy butt crack.

"Uncle Kevin is a sexy hot beast"

"Some one once said Uncle Kevin's penis was shaped like a bagel."

"I like when Uncle Kevin bends over, I get to see his hairy butt crack then"

See hairy, uncle, baker, bagel, sexy, buttcrack


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