What is Uncle Lester?
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A person, more sprecifically an uncle who molests little kinders until his bones content. He bribes the kinders with tasty treats and when they go for the bait he indudlges his bone and plants eggs in the kinders bellies. He may offer the little juniors toys or sweets but the next thing you know his slick stick is half way up there brown eye, at the point of no return.
Ah jees me and johny were hanging out until some uncle lester cruised up and scooped up Jonny next thing you know Uncle Lester penetrated Johny's crusty flaps with his slippery snake. it was a disaster of epic proportions.
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scrotal sack with sparse, fuzzy hair on it.
Damn that uncle lester needs to be shaved!
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Like a normal backslap, only harder, and thus more painful.
"By the time this loads I could Korean Backslap her 5 times!"
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An obnoxious contraction of "inertia" and "initiative". Together, they combine to mean 'taking the lead in doin..