Uncle Luke

What is Uncle Luke?


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1. CapnDik

2. Lucas

3. The guy staring you down from the back of the snack isle.

3. Simply, the sexiest man alive.

"Damn, B! Who is that tubby bitch staring at me from behind the Fritos?" "Don't you know, ho? Thats the smoothest pimp, Uncle Luke!!!"


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